I was checking out my homie BlogXilla’s site the other day when I saw a very interesting advertisement. In the picture was a woman lying in bed while listening to an iPod with a blurry blue object in her hand that was directly in frame.
The name of the product was OhMiBod and the tagline read, “Feel the Music.” I had no idea what that meant until I looked closer. At the bottom of the ad were the words: “The iPod Vibrator.”
WTF!
Curiosity got the best of me and I clicked the link. I was immediately transported to a vibrant worldwide web of new fangled vibrators that were powered by your iPod. According to the website, they offered “everything you need to keep the ‘O’ in your OhMiBod experience.”
Since I’ve never been to a sex shop, don’t watch porn and have never seen a vibrator in person, I was a bit out of my element. Did you people know about this product and just didn’t tell me? That’s not to say I want or need one of these iPod vibrators, but they sound pretty darn cool.
Compatible with the iPod, iPhone and mp3 players, the OhMiBod synchronizes its vibrations with the intensity and rhythm of whatever song is playing. So while you’re grooving to that track that always gets you in the mood, the OhMiBod will be getting you off.
There’s also the Club Vibe (currently out of stock—Damn, it’s like that, ladies?) and the Hinder VIP, which provide a more discreet, yet freakier, option. Including a mini “bullet” vibrator, these products can be tucked into your panties and fully engaged while you’re out and about seemingly just listening to songs on your music player.
Fellas, take note next time you see a girl rockin’ just a little bit too hard to her iPod. She might actually be getting her Club Vibe on.
I know it seems odd for a man to be gushing over vibrators, but there’s actually one the fellas can enjoy, too. No, they haven’t invented an iPod-compatible head-giving vibrator (just the overpricedLovebuckle, which is a belt with a secret compartment to store your condoms), but there is one that’s perfect for couples in a LDR (long distance relationship) or heavy into phone sex.
The Boditalk and Boditalk Escort can be synchronized to your iPhone and most cells. Completely wireless, they activate a three-pattern pulse that’s trigged by your phone’s ringer (if in range). The vibration lasts throughout the duration of your phone conversation so you can literally reach out and touch someone.
The only potential hiccup is if your iPod or cell phone batter dies on you. Don’t worry, all the OhMiBods have a battery of their own and can switch to manual mode for music-less stimulation with 7-speeds to choose from.
Ranging in price from $49 to $130, the OhMiBods can be ordered online and usually ship within two business days. They even have special “Pleasure Packs” that offer discounts on bulk orders. Since Wet Wednesdays is about to be on hiatus for a month after next week, perhaps you can cop one (or four) to hold you over until they return.
What do you think of the OhMiBods? Is it a potentially great invention or another waste of money? Does the idea of getting stimulated by your iPod while no one around you knows a turn-on? Would you be brave enough to use the Club Vibe of Hinder VIP in public? Do you think the Boditalk and Boditalk Escort would come in handy for a long distance relationship? If you had one, would you use it during phone sex? Fellas, would you be upset if your girl used a vibrator without you? If not, would you buy her the Boditalk as a present? Does the Lovebuckle sound like a dumb idea?
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